28 Banko – Where Brick Meets Comedy Gold!
Looking for a RANCH home that checks all the boxes and gives you bragging rights at the family BBQ? Welcome to 28 Banko, the brick-faced ranch so solid you’ll swear it could survive a Bills tailgate stampede.
Pull up to your double-wide concrete driveway (yes, double…because who likes fighting over parking?) and slide into your attached garage, perfect for your car, your tools, or the treadmill you swore you’d use.
Inside, you’ll find updates galore – a fresh kitchen for your midnight snacks, new floors to make your socks slide like Tom Cruise in Risky Business, and windows you might actually enjoy cleaning.
The backyard? Fully fenced. Perfect for kids, pets, or just keeping your grill safe from nosy neighbors who “accidentally” wander over on rib night.
Downstairs, the basement features solid poured concrete walls, a partially finished hangout zone, and the pièce de résistance: a half bath with a raised commode—your very own porcelain throne. Sit tall, rule strong.
Other highlights:
Newer vinyl railings (lean responsibly).
Great soffit overhangs (shade without the drama).
An architectural shingle roof (so fancy it sounds like it has a college degree).
And the location? Oh, it’s got layers: Town of Cheektowaga, Village of Depew, Lancaster Schools. Translation: you get the best of three worlds without ever leaving your driveway.
Showings start Saturday 8/30 at the Open House from 1–3 PM. Don’t miss it—homes this brick-solid and this hilarious don’t last long.
SELLER HAS DECIDED TO SET AN OFFER DEADLINE FOR THURSDAY 9/4 AT 12 NOON.
